Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
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