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tuesday boozeday

by reese h January 7, 2022
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Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
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Tuesday

The day after Monday, better then Monday because of tacos
Man I wish it was Tuesday, I’m hungry!
by Slevter March 30, 2022
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it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.
“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”
by honalele August 21, 2022
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.
We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.
by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022
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Titty Tuesday

One Free Titty Pic From ANYONE (can be a guy if ur a faggot)

can only be used on April 27th
Crispy: Its TITTY TUESDAY!!
RandomGuy: Whats that
Crispy: Titty Pic From ANYONE
by CrispyTheMemeLordLol April 23, 2021
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