Fire Chief

When a male lights their girlfriend on fire and then has a wank and puts her out with his cum.

I Fire Chiefed my girlfriend last night. Dude high five that's smoking!

by Keyboard Warrior Of The Wests October 17, 2010

fire spitter

Someone who has mad bars.

Tony: yo dawg he's a fire spitter at the beat.

by Anexks March 07, 2016

fire chaser

A sucker for red heads.

Someone who is attracted to people with red hair.

I used to be a fire chaser before Linsay Lohan got a boob job and turned into another Paris Hilton.

by Mr. Giggly Google Goggles MAN July 25, 2010

return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Fire ass

Eating lots of spicy food then burning your ass hole while shitting.

Mike: "I had fire ass the other day."

Alex: "oh did you eat an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos."

by gray dude March 02, 2014

fire lock

As in, "to be under fire lock." A word used to describe a person who is experiencing the momentary stun one feels at the first blare of a fire alarm.

Seriously, how are you supposed to act calm in an emergency when you seize up and start bleeding from your ears?

*Someone blows out a match in the storeroom, fire alarm sounds*

"Holy shit! I think Jim's heart just stopped!"

*covering ears* "Nah bro, that fuckin' fire alarm just put him under fire lock."

by Gran Torino April 04, 2011

Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

by CreoleInDC January 06, 2010