hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot April 26, 2016

Grace harding

POV:your name is grace harding and your friend sent you here

haha that’s grace harding look she can fly

by someone102983745 June 04, 2020

Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

hard as a diamond

it's what you call lei

lei's as hard as a diamond

by birdofpreyprime May 14, 2021

Hard Scat

Regular scat but also involves the long-term decomposition of feces to produce a more rotten or decayed substance. The rotten shit is then used for sexual paraphernalia.

Damn babe, I can’t wait to spread my composting shit all over your stupid tits; hard scat is the best!

by The Human Whisk September 16, 2019

struggles hard

A boy who always falls for the wrong girl, and therefore struggles, struggles hard! He always picks the girl who will never work out for him, even if they like him back. He's very stupid!

Kevin Federline by this defintion struggles hard

by boybythebay123 November 22, 2009