My humans

Also known as my people they are my best friends and if you're reading this:
I LOVE YOU GUYS♡!!!!!!

Me:have you seens my humans
Person:tf?

by I don't even know why February 13, 2020

leave humanity behind

The all natural process of becoming a 5%er and transcending this mortal plane.

Hey bro, let's smash this Ben and Jerry's then do an 8 hour arm workout to leave humanity behind.... Shoooop dahhhh

by redditpeep210 November 20, 2020

a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.

Oh my gosh, senpai is like a perfect human!!!

by iShouldRun June 30, 2016

Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

by Avian Chaos June 18, 2008

Humanity

A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation

Man humanity sucks ass

by Amelyn January 4, 2018

happy humanist

That one guy that hates his own gender
and praises radical feminists/feminazi's that hate men
In general this guy is really pathetic, sucking the toes of any girl he finds and he most likely gets a seizure or heart attack after touching a women for the first time.

The happy humanist, misandrist, retard, asshole,
waste of oxygeon

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022

Human Kite

Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.

He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".

by bremstone September 2, 2009