Bay-hatch

Noun, A disrespectful address of a Michael Bay fan. From the English, BITCH.

Syn. cunt, English.

“How can you think Michael Bay is a good director? Your such a god damn Bay-hatch.”

by Dr_super_pimp April 28, 2006

J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail

1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"

by MerBer May 20, 2008

hitchhiker

A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room.

Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.

"Carter's having trouble ditching that hitchhiker, crikey!"

by mintymime February 5, 2010

Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.

*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"

by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008

trailer-hitch

To perform extremely strong and satisfying oral sex on a male.

Saffrnellie can't wait to trailer-hitch her darlin' Michael.

by Saffernellie August 10, 2009

Lazy Hitch hiker

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.

by Sean the Buffalo December 4, 2010

hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one

You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert

by lightning lightning July 7, 2008