horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

horny reptile

A gaymer who can't go 5 seconds without making a sexual joke and preying on new gays.

I'm looking for daddies cummies, do you have any?
Shut-up Tyler, you horny reptile.

by Horny Reptile August 31, 2018

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

horny hotdog

When you are horny so you grab a naked hotdog and rub it between a bun Until it breaks then cum on the bun

last night I pulled a horny hotdog

by Eevv April 3, 2017

Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023

Horny Poster

A poster that is horny

He's a horny poster!

by Grimlock69 July 25, 2020

Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.

Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.

by A Guy Who is Fucking Your Mom August 13, 2015