Skip to main content

PC Hobo

A person who claims to play on PC, looking down on console players, while praising trash games, looking for scraps and sloppy seconds, begging for ports and constantly spouting incoherent nonsense and conspiracy theories. If 1 or more applies to you, you are a PC Hobo.
Exclusives are anti-consumer!
STFU, PC Hobo!
by Infinite Rhizome October 22, 2019
mugGet the PC Hobo mug.

Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.
I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.
by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020
mugGet the Sexy Hobo mug.

broke hobo

Lenny- The broke person who sleeps on peoples couches and don’t pay rent
Don’t be a Lenny (broke hobo) when you grow up.
by Broke Hobo March 26, 2021
mugGet the broke hobo mug.

cuddle hobo

This is a term that has arisen in D&D / TTRPG circles where the players just want to adopt everything. It's a bit of a juxtaposition and play off the term "murder hobo" for the players who want to kill everything.
My players have now adopted a displacer cat, three wolves and an owl bear. They are real cuddle hobos.
by Ed DM March 6, 2022
mugGet the cuddle hobo mug.

Chilly Hobo

The act of inserting both hands inside a women, then rubbing your hands together as if you were a cold homeless person trying to warm up.
I brought a girl home last night and she had me do the “chilly hobo” on her, it was dope.
by Richarazardd July 7, 2022
mugGet the Chilly Hobo mug.

Sloppy hobo burger

Two homeless people under a bridge, doing the six 9
Yesterday I saw two homeless people doing a sloppy hobo burger.
by Peepe435 December 27, 2022
mugGet the Sloppy hobo burger mug.

like a hobo on a hotdog

Someone's eagerness to get something
Phillip went after the last piece of pizza like a hobo on a hotdog
by justaguy42 December 23, 2017
mugGet the like a hobo on a hotdog mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email