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altzimers dementia insanity
by mark January 9, 2004
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Guilder-slut

Any white girl who attends a Guilderland School wanting to start drama, spread rumors and sleep with any basketball playing dumbass.
"Hey bro, I bumped into Kristen the other day." "Bro, she's a Guilder-slut you know that right?" "She's slept with 4 guys this week!"
by Yonah_2k2x10 October 5, 2016
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guide boy

cocaine or more usually, she who deals it
let's just hang about this shitty situation for another three or so hours, Guide Boy is coming
by wurly August 4, 2007
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guido

(n) someone who betrays his/her ancestors by living in a way that makes their culture/origin an object of ridicule, and/or is an embarrassment to people of similar descent
"That guido is the biggest embarrassment to {enter race/ethnicity here} since {enter calamitous event that shamed said race/ethnicity here}." aka...

"The Kardashians are such guidos - the Armenians haven't had press this bad since the Turks drove them into the ocean....100 years ago"
by dégoûté August 23, 2011
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Guided Missle

4 yr old: Guided Missile is my favorite weapon!

Me: Guided missle is cancer

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by unknownmiracles June 6, 2018
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The hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide was a fictional book within Arthur Douglas's "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" series. It is the galaxy's most definitive encyclopaedia (according to ford prefect it is much better than it's nearest competitor the encyclopaedia galactica) it is later replaced by the hitchhiker's guide mark II
"The babel fish is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" -the hitchhiker's guide
by Don't take me seriously April 10, 2015
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Gild the Lilly

To gild something is to cover it with gold. A nice vagina looks like a flower. So when a woman wants to go take a piss she'll call it "Gild the Lilly" when in mixed company.
Hey Dan, while a girl will Gild the Lilly I will ( see a man about a dog).
by St. Peter Dickinson February 26, 2017
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