lucky goose 

a phrase that sounds better than “lucky duck” just saying

“i have no school tomorrow”

“oh, you lucky goose!”

lucky goose by ok_leave January 16, 2018

the mother goose 

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

the mother goose by Tenacial August 28, 2007

loosen your goose 

Just relax

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.

loosen your goose by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Ghetto Golden Goose 

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps

"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"

Ghetto Golden Goose by BaronO'Malley May 31, 2018

Grey Goose 

Popular vodka in USA. Colourless and weak scented. Therefore good to "spike" drinks. Very exclusive, termed in some hip hop songs by artists such as Shawnna and Rza.

Last night I was crunk on the Grey Goose and hip hop videos on in the club.

Grey Goose by magicloudz August 5, 2004

gibble goose 

someone who is has smoked far too much chronic and is just completely wrecked

I hit the bong too hard tonight im a gibble goose
Marty is such a gibble goose!
Lay off the dope son you will become one of the gibble goose

gibble goose by EZ420 November 2, 2012

Nebraskan Goose Waddle 

When one waddles from participating in intense coitus the night before. Originating in Nebraska.

Person 1: did you see the english teacher doing the Nebraskan Goose Waddle today?
Person 2: yeah, the principal must've been all up in that last night!

Nebraskan Goose Waddle by TheOtterOfLyfe April 17, 2014