Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.

He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.

by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009

google-line

A poorly matched intersection of two or more photographs in the application Google Earth.

Whilst browsing Google Earth one person says to another: "Have you see how blue the water is in Barbados?"
The other person replies: "Yes it's lovely, but look 5cm north and it's brown because of that google-line right there"

by JJMM September 19, 2009

Google check

Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.

Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.

by Deepthoughts March 1, 2012

Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.

Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's

by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018

Google Daddy

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around

Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.

by Vulgarswag November 7, 2015

google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.

Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."

by Mercks December 12, 2013

Google Magic

The act of using Google to find answers to everyday problems or intricate problems such as homework.

Student A: "Did you find out the answer to question 6 on the homework"?
Student B: " Give me a minute"
Student A: "Ok"
Student B: "The answer is 117, thanks to my Google magic"
Student A: "I could have done that..."

by Sevrynheads October 21, 2011