goober

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd

At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."

by HotFoot July 27, 2009

gooberlips

A term often used in calling someone an Idiot, Moron, Retard, Fuckface.

Wow look at that gooberlips over there talking shit.

by Lmfao Wtf Rofl October 22, 2006

goobendobular

a word made by Mr. I, a teacher at HBHS to confuse his accelerated geometry students

Student 1: Hey, was Mr. I kiding when he asked us to define goobendobular?
Student 2:IDK.

by SamySpaz October 21, 2008

Goober-dog

The great taste of Smucker's Goober Grape mixed with the different but also delicious taste of any hot-dog roll, all in one bite.

Goober-dog Party Plate
Serves 4-6 people

Ingredients:
One package of hot-dog buns (8-12 per pack is ideal)
Two jars of Smucker's Goober Grape (sold at most supermarkets)

Directions:
Put 2-3 Knife-fulls of Goober Grape into each hot-dog bun

Created by: David M. Barrows

David: You guys want some Goober-dogs?
Scott: Hell yeah we want some Goober-dogs, I'll make them now!!!!!
Jonathan & Emilio: This was the greatest idea ever!

by S.Spawn August 19, 2009

goobin'

Back slang for - been goofing. Especially when the goofing is taken to a serious pro level.

Nothing we're just goobin' -- been goofing around town -- hitting some serious street action hardcore - pro style.

by Mjr TJ Kong November 30, 2011

anus goober

When a young man named Daniel eats the ass hole hair and sweat of another young man called Ethan. This usually requires one man to have a shaved bum hole and cancer while the other male just needs to have a small penis.Anus goober is a man who likes eating his dinner out of another mans shitty hairy ass hole while getting skull fucked by a piggy goat in the name of Allah.

Ethan: My ass hole isn't waxed
Daniel: you up for some anus goober?

by Perkjjalsk August 28, 2017

Wachowie Goobie

A Wachowie Goobie is when you piss on the floor, grab your dog, and dance the yippee ki yay around your new piss

" Woah, Steven is doing the Wachowie Goobie"

by Wachowster August 28, 2018