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Adult Gardening

The act of inserting two hands, simultaneously into a woman's rectum and vagina at the same time without making fists.
Blake decided to try out some adult gardening when he double-spaded that girl.
by adult-gardener May 2, 2009
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The Garden

The garden is Madison Square Garden in New York City. The garden is commonly mistaken to be the TD Garden in Boston but it’s not. The garden is also known as The World’s Most Famous Arena
“I’m going to a hockey game at The Garden,” Said John.
“Oh who are the bruins playing?”
“No it’s the rangers it’s at The Garden.”
by Joel Moya January 11, 2018
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snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)
"Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!"
by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008
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garden hoe

1. a girl that keeps her garden real nice and makes her seem like a nice girl but wen u walk in the house she acts like a hoe

2. a girl who dont shave her pussy but it aint as bad as a jungle its just a garden

3. smells like flowers or leaves wen ur doing her
'' dang girl u smell like a garden, u my garden hoe''
by hammy123 June 24, 2008
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Olive Garden Breadsticking

When a girl eats large amounts of salad, vomits it onto her partners penis, and then is penetrated by said penis.
brian- "dude me and michelle tried olive garden breadsticking last night"

joe- "really? cuz thats kind of disgusting"
by franklin s March 11, 2008
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constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
by The Destroyers April 3, 2008
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garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
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