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fuck fuck games

A form of United States Marine Corps discipline used against boots and lance criminals alike to ensure that Uncle Sam gets his.
"Oh, ok Stud, so we wanna hide a bottle of SoCo under your rack. Stand the fuck by, PFC. You wanna play fuck fuck games, I got games. I got so many games, you'll think I was one of the Parker Brothers. Thanks to you, the whole platoon will Chinese field day on Saturday.
by property of uncle sam August 23, 2011
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No one gives a fuck

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.
by Totallynotmyrealnamexxx May 12, 2018
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fuck america

what people in Western Europe and Australia typically say when America is on the news.
TV- "In other news now, American supermarket chain..."

Irish guy on couch- "FUCK america"
by womoma April 15, 2005
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fuck thats fucked

Another word to replace: thats messed up or: thats not right.
Don: Check out these beastiality videos

Vin: fuck thats fucked
by anon20102381 February 18, 2010
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fuck my hole

When someone requests to be anally blasted. Can be also used to obtain ones attention.
"Mr.Reid, fuck my hole!"-Kurt Teuscher
"May you please fuck my hole"-Kurt Teuscher
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Fuck

"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 9, 2008
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fuck you silly

To fuck one silly, fuck you so hard that you're partner in the act reaches a form of mental retardation .
by London12334 December 6, 2016
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