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Sugar-free sugardaddy

A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.
Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.
by Non sugar daddy March 10, 2011
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free hair

The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.
My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.
by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007
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free pump

To ejaculate without any touching of the penis or testicles
Andy F pulled out his massive Johnson and free pumped all over her breasts
by Lesterr71 February 17, 2017
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freepy

When one cannot pronouce "Sleepy" correctly.
Mommie: Time for bed Alix.
Alix: But I'm not freepy.
by Alix Chaynne :] November 30, 2007
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olly olly oxen free

How osama was caught.
navy seals: "olly olly oxen free"

osama bin laden: "dirka dirka jihad alla"

navy seals: "we got him obama"
by the american... June 1, 2011
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FReeper

Posters at conservative website www.freerepublic.com who demonstrate their stunning grasp of wold events daily by reposting e-mailed prayers, dictates from the Presidential Prayer Team, urban legend spam e-mail, and making stupefyingly narrow minded commentary on the place of the USA in the greater world. Freepers away from their keyboard can often be found at gun shows, tractor pulls, bowling alleys, and drinking Mad Dog 20-20 in church dumpsters.

Freeper children are colloqially referred to as "Freeplings" and often spring from different fathers. Freeplings can be discovered in public schools when they unmask by challenging their biology teacher to a debate about Charles Darwin and Evolutionary Theory, two subjects to which they have never been exposed.

Freepers pride themselves on their inability to grasp scientific, mathematical, language learning, or basic dental hygene. Freepers commonly believe that the bible was written in English, that Benjamin Franklin was a Chinese transsexual, that The Confederacy triumphed during the Civil War, and toothbrushes are the implements of a Satanic Communist plot spurred on by the Cavity Creeps

Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.

Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.

Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs.

Freepers thrive under the misconception that President Bush would like to share a warm Strohs beer and some Buffalo wings with them. They also believe President Bush is infallable, can heal the sick, and were it not for those meddling demoncrats have already thrown the UN out of New York, invaded every other country on Earth to seed democracy, and lowered their taxes such that they could finally pay off their 1984 Chevy Custom Deluxe pickup.
by BigMcLargehuge October 25, 2006
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Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.
"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"
by partycr3w February 8, 2013
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