floating cherry

when a EXTREMELY horny virgin who is about to get laid is on a waterbed waiting 4 her boyfriend/girlfriend 2 go see her naked waiting 2 get fuked.

Last night i came home and saw a floating cherry in my bedroom

by pimp daddy dollars August 25, 2004

Flatty

The opposite of phat or phatty. A woman with no ass, preferably a African American woman because usually we are the one's with nice size booties.

Shut up you damn flatty!

Marrisa is a flatty girl.

Eva from America's Next Top Model: Cycle 3

by Caren H February 12, 2006

Floated

a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater

"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"

by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009

floating the boat

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."

"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."

by azer29 November 6, 2008

Social Floater

A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.

"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"

by Myster-A January 18, 2008

Float me

Float me is a new term used to describe the the act of sucking a dick, similar to sucking up the creamy ice cream float. (chocolate or vanilla). It's gonna be thick. Its gonna overflow regardless so you might as well suck up and enjoy it.

You can float me all night. I have all the ingredients.

by Sumbitches June 19, 2013

flottmeyer

the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.

"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."

"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"

by Jack Merriman November 11, 2007