felch

told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.

"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"

by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt August 2, 2006

Felch

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

by char May 18, 2004

featherlungs

The smoking equivalent of a lightweight.

One who coughs profusely any time any amount of smoke is inhaled.

(Group lights cigarettes.)
Tom: -inhale- -exhale-
Joe: -inhale- -exhale-
George: -inhale- HACK COUGH AGHHHH COUGH COUGH COUGH

Tom: Nice featherlungs, little girl.

by yeasrsly December 9, 2010

feather boy

Referring to the guy who tries to be a wing man but ends up telling the guys he is with what to do

Feather boy: go over there and dance with that girl she is cute

Guy: ok are you sure
Feather boy: yeah I will be here waiting for you

by The real wingman September 27, 2015

feather bed

Sticking a feather duster firmly in your anus and grinding on someone until they climax

My boyfriend just gave me a feather bed :D

by Stricklandy September 8, 2016

Feltbeat

A feltbeat is an annoying ass motherfucker who is a fan of Tom Felton, and they believe that he is unproblematic. Even though he is transphobic, called transphobic people “legends”, calls young girls things like “good girl”, etc.

I am a feltbeat. Feltbeat 4 liferrrss🥺🤞😾

by lv8hs July 31, 2021

felch

Verb: to mess up/destroy

You felched my car man!!!

by andy mae January 15, 2004