Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004

Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022

firestronautics

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on
space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich
extraterrestrial settings.

I'm a firestronaut; I entered the field of firestronautics because I wanted to be both a fireman and an astronaut

by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005

Foret

Pronounced (for-ay). Standard unit of measurement used for approximating the difference between actual odometer speed and legal speed limit on roadways. This unit possesses a factor of 11 miles/hour and is only applied when actual speed limit is greater than legal speed limit.

For instance, if John was driving his automobile 81 miles/hour on Interstate 10, which has a legal speed limit of 70 miles/hour, he would be traveling 1 Foret.

81 m/hr - 70 m/hr = 11 m/hr = 1 Foret

Another example, if Jane was traveling at 38 miles/hour on an elementary school property, which has a legal speed limit of 5 miles/hour, she will be traveling 3 Forets.

38 m/hr - 5 m/hr = 33 m/hr = 3 Forets

Jane is going to jail.

Andy: Man... I got a speeding ticket...
Wilbert: Really? Where at?
Andy: On I-610. I was only going 2 Forets.

Wilbert: 82 mph! Dude, cops around here pull you over for going 61 in a 60! You know better.

by SaltyFour November 13, 2015

Foreskin Friday

Weekly holiday of those under appreciated non circumcised men

Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies”

Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”

by abstrct133 December 17, 2019

Bri Forrest

A girl who is actually nice, friendly and fun. She doesn't deserve the hate and teasing she gets. For anyone who is mean to her or bothers her, stop. Don't be an asshole, especially when doing something so childish to hurt her.

Bri Forrest is a nice girl.
I have choir class with Bri Forrest.

by Weirdo_Gal March 13, 2019

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love”

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.

I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022