Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

Plain of Fattitude

The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.

Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.

by Hemeroid McGee June 3, 2018

Plain Of Fattitude

When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.

Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude

by Hemeroid McGee June 4, 2018

PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.

John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2018

laying a fatty

A term used during fabrication of metal. Refers to joining 2 or more metals together using a welder and producing a weld that’s large and in charge.

Dave is just over there laying a fatty.

by Benjothebanjo December 21, 2020

Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus

A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.

Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.

by x427 February 8, 2021

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021