Popularized by Singaporean gangster Darwish this word can be used as both a noun and a verb in the streets of singapore.
noun - A very attractive young lady who can get it. (NOT to be confused with Chalengs, which means the exact opposite)
verb: to fornicate with said attractive young lady
noun - A very attractive young lady who can get it. (NOT to be confused with Chalengs, which means the exact opposite)
verb: to fornicate with said attractive young lady
scenario 1 (noun):
*fine girl walks by*
Darwish : Eh bro, over there got fallings walking
scenario 2 (verb):
Darwish : Eh bro, over there got fallings walking Sia
Pierre : Wah i want to falengs her
*fine girl walks by*
Darwish : Eh bro, over there got fallings walking
scenario 2 (verb):
Darwish : Eh bro, over there got fallings walking Sia
Pierre : Wah i want to falengs her
by Donny018 January 22, 2026
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A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.
Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.
Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.
Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!
by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026
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A "cafeteria-style" approach to social justice characterized by the selective endorsement of feminist principles when they advance one's personal interests, social standing, or convenience, while disregarding or reverting to traditional patriarchal norms when those norms offer greater personal comfort or reduced obligation.
Key Characteristics:
• Selective Agency: Embracing empowerment to bypass traditional restrictions while invoking traditional gender roles to avoid accountability, responsibility, or labor.
• Situational Equality: Claiming equal rights in professional or public contexts while strategically reinforcing gendered expectations in private, domestic, or financial arrangements.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flexible (from Latin flexibilis, "manageable") and feminism (from French féminisme, advocating equality of the sexes as a foundational political and social principle. Modeled on terms such as slacktivism, the construction implies a performative or opportunistic relationship to ideology.
Related Terms:
• flexeminist (n./adj.): One who practices flexeminism.
• convenience equity (n.): The broader phenomenon of endorsing parity only when the personal cost of doing so is negligible.
Key Characteristics:
• Selective Agency: Embracing empowerment to bypass traditional restrictions while invoking traditional gender roles to avoid accountability, responsibility, or labor.
• Situational Equality: Claiming equal rights in professional or public contexts while strategically reinforcing gendered expectations in private, domestic, or financial arrangements.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flexible (from Latin flexibilis, "manageable") and feminism (from French féminisme, advocating equality of the sexes as a foundational political and social principle. Modeled on terms such as slacktivism, the construction implies a performative or opportunistic relationship to ideology.
Related Terms:
• flexeminist (n./adj.): One who practices flexeminism.
• convenience equity (n.): The broader phenomenon of endorsing parity only when the personal cost of doing so is negligible.
After teaching a seminar on feminist theory, she displayed her flexeminism at home, insisting that her male partner entirely finance their home.
by HotCrossPuns February 23, 2026
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The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025
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The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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Part of Speech: noun
Definition:
The false or politically motivated accusation of genocide, especially when used as a propaganda tactic or to justify military or ideological action. A rhetorical strategy where "genocide" is claimed without credible evidence.
Definition:
The false or politically motivated accusation of genocide, especially when used as a propaganda tactic or to justify military or ideological action. A rhetorical strategy where "genocide" is claimed without credible evidence.
by Eladitz June 1, 2025
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