National slap your ex day 

National slap your ex day is on October 30

It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))

(Am I doing you a favor?)

You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)

Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-

...(THE END)...LMFAOOO

National slap your ex day by oOf me (♡) October 24, 2019

National Text your Ex day 

On June 14th everyone has to text their ex about anything

Tomorrow is national text your ex day and I texted my ex spouse Mariah about our past relations

National Text your Ex day by Marie james June 13, 2020

your ex intersex 

an insult worse than your sister a mister

gage: your mom gay
bob:your dad lesbian
gage:*bones shatter*
gage: your granny tranny
bob:*liver shuts down*
bob:your grandpap a trap
gage:your brothers a mother
bob:*brain haemorrhages*
bob: your sister a mister
gage: your ex intersex
bob:*spontaneously combusts*

your ex intersex by boistori__________gage March 20, 2018

hate your ex 

Www. I HATE MY EX SO MUCH . COM

Website where people bash their ex anonymously

the top stories are hilarious

comment on other peoples shitty ex's

I hate your ex too!

hate your ex by hateyourexexex October 23, 2010

skankawhorus ex 

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend

I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.

skankawhorus ex by tom March 19, 2003

super-ex

1)The ex girlfriend or boyfriend who you have the longest, most tumultuous or perhaps most interesting history with.

2) The ex boyfriend or girlfriend you had the hardest time getting over.

1)
Tiffany: Christina and Mike broke up at Disneyland and got back together after Mike filled her house with an entire garden of flowers

Chrystal: Yeah and after that Mike found her in bed with his best friend.

Tiffany: Those two are super-exes for sure.

2)
Derek: Dude where's Brad?

Chris: He's out with Tiffany.

Derek: Isn't that his super-ex?

Chris: Yeah man we had to pull him off of her front lawn at 3 in the morning after she dumped him.

super-ex by exploding boy45 June 24, 2010

your ex

a living organism that will soon not be classified as 'living', other terms include dumbass,jackass,bitch,pussy,ect.

me: oh look its your ex!
you:bitch
me: lets hope he keeps that title

your ex by dumdefoooos November 20, 2020