Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.

Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"

by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009

dog's breath

1. An informal term for vagina. 2. The term for the action of sexual intercourse. (ie. getting some dog's breath)

The dog's breath smelled quite rank when I got close to it.
Jimmy got some serious dog's breath at that party last night.

by fdizzlefoshizzle October 2, 2008

dogstacle

When a dog becomes an obstacle.

I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.

by slimsalmon January 25, 2005

Dog's Cock

Also "dogcock" or "dogscock." British journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. Considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.

Mentioned in Lynn Truss's book EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

"Can't we get along with just one dog's cock on that banner? Surely three is going over the top."

by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011

dogshit

(noun) slangterm for something that can be beaten out of you. Imaginary stuffing, or loads of crap within a person's depths. You don't want this beaten out of you.

"I'll beat the dogshit out of you."

"I can't understand what you're saying, cuz your mouth is full of dogshit."

"The Kenkny will literally whoop the ever-loving dogshit out of you, you pretz.

by thekenkny November 24, 2010

dogsterphobic

when your dog is sleeping in your bed and you don't have any room so you end up falling asleep at like 2:00 in the morning

ugghhh i feel dogsterphobic, get out of my bed or give me some room!

by little RR king April 10, 2011

dogshit roulette

one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.

"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"

by hairygunt October 12, 2011