Diabetes Mellitus, usually known simply as diabetes and sometimes "diabeetus" thanks to Wilford Brimley (R.I.P), is an unfortunately common disorder where the pancreas gets overworked so much that it pretty much calls it quits. The result? Your body no longer has a natural source of insulin. The most common cause is eating like you have free healthcare, which we've all been guilty of at some point.
Before the 1920s rolled around, having diabetes was a death sentence; insulin had not been discovered yet, and the disease would ultimately take you no matter what you did. But since the discovery of insulin, people with diabetes are no longer dead men walking. But managing it is definitely no walk in the park: Insulin is not only very expensive, it's rather painful to put into your body. And you have to do it multiple times a day. It also requires a complete change in your lifestyle (especially your diet), which some people may not take very well. Did we mention that there's 2 types of it as well?
It's commonly associated with Americans due to stereotypes (which are admittedly not far from the truth), although that's not to say it doesn't occur in other places of the world, too. A person who suffers from diabetes is called a "diabetic." Diabetes is incurable.
Before the 1920s rolled around, having diabetes was a death sentence; insulin had not been discovered yet, and the disease would ultimately take you no matter what you did. But since the discovery of insulin, people with diabetes are no longer dead men walking. But managing it is definitely no walk in the park: Insulin is not only very expensive, it's rather painful to put into your body. And you have to do it multiple times a day. It also requires a complete change in your lifestyle (especially your diet), which some people may not take very well. Did we mention that there's 2 types of it as well?
It's commonly associated with Americans due to stereotypes (which are admittedly not far from the truth), although that's not to say it doesn't occur in other places of the world, too. A person who suffers from diabetes is called a "diabetic." Diabetes is incurable.
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To start the game, every player must down a sauce packet. Whoever makes a face in reaction must be in the middle. If more than one face, majority decides the middle person who is more ‘Diablo’ to be in the middle.
Begin the packet toss where person in the middle must catch the diablo packet three times in a row. If they catch one, then miss the second, they must down a diablo pack of hot sauce. If they make a face they must take another ;)!
The three catches then resets. Every time the middle person misses a catch after the first, they must down a sauce packet increasing numbers for the number of times missed. If they reach six sauce packets, they lose and must shout “diablo, diablo, diablo, yo soy diablo.”
If the middle person successfully catches three in a row and shout diablo to claim the win, they win. The two throwing must shout “fuck the diablo” and down three sauce packets each.
However, if one of the two throwers shouts diablo first, the person in the middle starts the game over again and has to down a packet.
(could be fun with alc w hotsauce as a chaser hehe)
To start the game, every player must down a sauce packet. Whoever makes a face in reaction must be in the middle. If more than one face, majority decides the middle person who is more ‘Diablo’ to be in the middle.
Begin the packet toss where person in the middle must catch the diablo packet three times in a row. If they catch one, then miss the second, they must down a diablo pack of hot sauce. If they make a face they must take another ;)!
The three catches then resets. Every time the middle person misses a catch after the first, they must down a sauce packet increasing numbers for the number of times missed. If they reach six sauce packets, they lose and must shout “diablo, diablo, diablo, yo soy diablo.”
If the middle person successfully catches three in a row and shout diablo to claim the win, they win. The two throwing must shout “fuck the diablo” and down three sauce packets each.
However, if one of the two throwers shouts diablo first, the person in the middle starts the game over again and has to down a packet.
(could be fun with alc w hotsauce as a chaser hehe)
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