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Toe-ding

When one persons sexual partner has intercourse with their toes in the vaginal area
Last night my man’s toe-dinged me😊😊”
by Goonius III February 24, 2024
mugGet the Toe-dingmug.

fik wing ding

When you flick a birds wing and it creates an ear splitting noise that exterminates all vegans
The bird was fik Wing dinged and all the vegans were lost
mugGet the fik wing dingmug.

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
mugGet the avocado cracker ding dongmug.

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night
by Urmun October 25, 2018
mugGet the Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dongmug.

ding it

Damon asked Elena if he could ding it
by dingitmaster527 December 28, 2019
mugGet the ding itmug.

sming ding

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.
by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017
mugGet the sming dingmug.

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