Hoo-Ding

Nonsense, Craziness

He gave you a Tenesee Hot Pocket, that a bunch of Hoo-Ding

by dddefinition September 22, 2014

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney

“Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat”

by Sshh765 September 6, 2019

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That one cartoon character villain from the new Doctor Who episodes with a damn catchy theme tune.

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025

Zong Ding

A fucking arsehole

look at Zong Ding, he's a fucking arsehole.

by I insult my friends with this January 2, 2024

Proper ding dang do

Popularised by Ollie ball and his friend Jacob, this word is perfect response when reviewing something or it’s so awkward there’s nothing to say

Attie: my boy best friend is coming over, but i promise nothing will happen

Dan: that’s a proper ding dang do

by ChristipherROBBIN April 18, 2021

Ding Ding

Word Or Noun for an alpha male.

That guy just got laid he must be a ding ding

by BlazeyeFearey March 5, 2019