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Dildo Baggins

A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).

He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.

Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He bummed a ciggarette off me again.

Bloody Dildo Baggins!
by Beelzebub234 October 13, 2011
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dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.
"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."
by Kraut April 4, 2005
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dildicycle

(pronounced dil-DIE-cycle)
1. This unique contraption is a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat. The device is used for transportation, exercise, or as a sex toy.
2. A sex position in which the person makes a peddling motion with their legs.
"I'll be out riding dildicycle."
"I'm gonna by me some dildicycle shorts."
"Wanna ride my dildicycle?"
by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008
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dildo fish

A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
by johnnyface February 1, 2009
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dildo

The word dildo has many meanings.

As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.

As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.

As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier.

Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
by recallthelessons October 17, 2010
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dancing dildo

A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.
Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.
by Ed Sack August 3, 2007
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dildo gaggins

Funny Parody of Bilbo Baggins that can be used to piss of your friends.
Person A:Hey did you see the new Hobbit movie?
Person B:Yeah,what about it?
Person A:Do you remember Dildo Gaggins?
Person B:Who?
Person A:You know,Dildo Gaggins :).
Person B:Screw you
by MarkVlogs December 22, 2015
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