Something that urban dictionary won’t allow to be published even if it meets the community guidelines, and even if it’s unique. I didn’t even get an email!!
Person 1: dude my definition isn’t here what happened? I wrote it a month ago.
Person 2: you probably got denied and it probably didn’t get published.
Person 1: what? Why? I met the community guidelines, followed the rules, and made it unique! They didn’t even bother to send me an email.
Person 2: you probably got denied and it probably didn’t get published.
Person 1: what? Why? I met the community guidelines, followed the rules, and made it unique! They didn’t even bother to send me an email.
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Defining one’s definition by definition of a defined definition in a define way that is defined by the definition.
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A way to give an example to, or describe something.
Used to explain things or group of things to another.
Used to explain things or group of things to another.
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Get the Definition mug.A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
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Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
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A word used as the exact meaning of a specific word, phrase, or sentence.
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A word used as the exact meaning of a specific word, phrase, or sentence.
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"This idiot just looked up the definition of definition, how didn't they know it's a word that defines the exact meaning of a different word? Pfft, get on with it."
by sillyster solace January 25, 2025
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