dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014

Dead house

A dead house is an abandoned house. A term used mostly by urban explorers.

I love taking pictures of dead houses, what's left behind definitely tells a story!

by GoldilocksCG February 19, 2019

Dead banter

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.

Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that

by Tommy.Shelby August 26, 2018

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

dead pot

Unmaintened, big belly, opposite of "six pack". Also used for plants dead in the pot.

What do you prefer? Six pack or dead pot?

by Tshibourashka December 16, 2017

Dead babies

Babies are yummy but went they are cooked the best man. You should try it.

Dead babies are yummy

by FANTANMAN January 13, 2020

deadly dead

It means that your laughing so hard Your stomach is getting cramped up.

I was deadly dead when my mom thought I was taking out the trash.

by Kitkatloverr200 April 3, 2020