An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences
Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine
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by Sym7fire7rose December 3, 2015
Get the Crusty mug.1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
by therealcrusty May 14, 2016
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Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.
Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.
by Ratchethoe420 August 27, 2014
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Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
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by O my gosh November 2, 2019
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