Crumpet Muncher

A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.

Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.

by HadeK September 11, 2013

Bum Crumb

The little pieces of poo stuck to the hairs on your bum after not wiping correctly

Boy doing girl in doggy ...
Damn you have major bum crumbs, go wash your bum!

by Biff! August 2, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

by brendan May 28, 2004

Crumpits

N. Durring sex, a hott french woman will scream this word, to signify she is plessured.

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crumpits!!!!!, thats the baget"

by R2S+D2 September 20, 2007

crumpet

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

by unknown January 18, 2005

crummies

Any debrie that collects on the bottem of your feet when walking bare foot on a floor.

Before getting into my bed in the hotel, I had to wipe off all the crummies that collected on the bottem of my feet while walking around bare foot.

by Kelsi Guidry June 11, 2006

anal crumpet

The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.

A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.

"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"

"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.

by That Crazy Hermit Writer July 5, 2014