Sicken Choft Tacos

Bad luck piss-poop tacos. Based on sicken, choft, and tacos.

Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.

SICKEN CHOFT TACOS BATMAN! LOOK AT HER COOTER!

by Glow Hat August 7, 2011

Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.

Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.

by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

the croatan way

where your principal tries to make you look like nuns. shorts two inches above the knee, and study study study.

person 1: look at my new shorts!
person 2: those arent the croatan way!

by gahhhhhhh. October 1, 2012

armchair craftsperson

People who watch a lot of Do it Yourself TV-shows but never even attempt to initiate a project.

John is a total armchair craftsperson, loves DIT shows, but does not even own a hammer.

by Andymex June 30, 2017

ashton craft

A medium sized, very attractive male usually with brown eyes and an a amazing heart! If you get on his bad side, most likely you will never get off of it but will always want to. If you are nice to him he will forever love you and will never talk behind your back and will treat you with care! He is very humorous and will always cheer you up if you are upset. He will always knows what to say in rough times! He’s not always the skinniest person, but is usually very strong and extremely cute! All the girls want him! Also very good in the bed and never fails to pleasure. Everyone wants a friend like Him

-I wish I had a friend like “Ashton Craft”

-yeah, me too!

by Kindest December 29, 2017

Master-Crafter

Somebody Who is...like, cool at Minecraft, and is the boss...like THE boss at Minecraft

Brennen is a master-crafter man!

by Brenthom227 May 3, 2018