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creamed strawberry

The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.
Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.
by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X September 7, 2015
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Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
by Jamzig May 25, 2011
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sky-cream

When someone takes a shit from the 40 feet or greater into someones mouth until it fills and starts stacking as if it was icecream.
I almost fell yesterday from a window trying to the sky-cream with my girl.
by Mr.UnknownUserMan September 18, 2012
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Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.
"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."
by masterdarkly January 6, 2014
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Pussy cream

by anonymous June 5, 2022
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Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women
i gave my girl a swedish cream last night
by R-tech May 28, 2018
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SOWA CREAM

A term used in the popular object show Inanimate Insanity that is used to express excitement and happiness. The character most known for this term is the character ‘taco’
Oj: “Hurry up taco give us the lemon!”
Taco:”SOWA CREAM”
by Ilovedannydevito April 15, 2023
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