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Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child
Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control
by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022
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European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.
"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."
by long hand luke April 30, 2010
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gun control

A controversial set of policies in the United States particularly. It is essentially the mentality behind Prohibition applied to firearms. And oddly, many of its proponents say you have a right to drink alcohol, though it is not specifically inscribed in the Bill of Rights, while ownership of firearms is enumerated as a right in said Bill of Rights.
Gun control amuses me. They'll throw the book at a licensed gun dealer who makes a spelling error on one of their forms. But federal agencies lost over 1000 firearms last year and I don't see the BATFE auditing the FBI.
by J. Gerth April 19, 2007
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cantrellism

To look like a human meatball with marinera smothered all over you while acting like a complete asshole.
This guy is a fucking cantrellism.
by grimace8585 October 14, 2008
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cyntrell

Loving person; has no labels, loves everyone (sike she's gay)
Cyntrell gives great advice.
by Pdad March 13, 2017
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Controlling women

Funny how you're perfectly willing to try to control non-women (like, whether or not they have a platform) but when it comes to expecting them to control THEMSELVES and deal with the consequences of their own action THAT is blasphemy. People don't need THEIR rights but women NEED to be able to dispose of their offspring. Because that's societies job apparently. Ameliorate the downsides of having to be a woman at the cost of everyone else. How many kids (who belong to women who didn't fuck me) have my tax dollars fed? Too many. Waaaay too fucking many.
Hym "The only people controlling women are the fat-cocks. Their doing whatever the fat-cocks want and getting tossed back to the mob to clean up the scraps. Do fat-cocks advocate for abortion? Yes! Especially the ones at least. Why? Because they can't AFFORD to knock up all of the women they are fucking. They need women to be able to dispose of their mutual offspring or the won't be able to pay for the child support all of the fat cocks get thrown in a cage. Where they belong. Fucking mongrels."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2023
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Cock control

The power the guy has with his cock on a girl.
when a girl actually enjoys playing with her man's cock. Hence he has her on Cock control.
by professor cock control September 22, 2011
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