Coffin Corner

The back corner of a truck, such as a dumptruck or flatbed, when hit directly by a crashing vehicle.

They lost control of the vehicle on the highway going only 40mph, it wasn't for the fact they hit the coffin corner of that truck they should have made it.

by Zachzedzuch July 11, 2020

Coffin Nails

Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:

1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;

2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.

How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.

by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020

executive concierge

medium priced call girl

She is only an executive concierge , you have to pay big time for the high priced call girls

by BiggestBBfan August 13, 2017

Financial Confidence

(N) When you find a money in your pocket or couch that you didn't even know you had, therefore boosting your confidence financially.

Today, I found a dollar in my couch and totally hit up the ice cream man with all of my financial confidence!

by Superralfy January 10, 2010

Catfish Coffin

The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.

Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

garrett is gay confirmed

according to science, garrett is gay.

is garrett gay?

yes garrett is gay confirmed

by bobcornonthecob110000 October 5, 2021

coffie shop

when someone does somethin stupid or un called for.

if jay-z leaves beyonce for someone as ugly as lil kim that would be a coffie shop

by miss new new April 2, 2009