Condom

A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.

uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.

by fhndnjcndjen October 31, 2019

Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.

Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL

by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut

bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom

by lolcarson March 5, 2019

Condoms

idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?

Condoms ruin everything.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021