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computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.
dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same
by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022
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Computer pale

When being pale and a typical gamer
That guy is computer pale. I bet he is diamond 1.
by ThaUrbanD September 27, 2018
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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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computer toaster

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017
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computer

Weird little machine that goes whir whir and beep beep beep.
I don't know how to use the Interwebsite or how to search Boogle or post on Twiddle or Bookface, or how to add words to Diction Urbanary, I barely know know what a computer is supposed to smell like.
by Seshie November 6, 2019
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Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer
Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil
by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019
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glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them
— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020
by kalabochik November 14, 2025
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