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Ridley College 

Prep school in St. Catharines Canada. Best all around school coed, kill any other school in sports. All the other prep schools in Canada are jealous and wish they went here. All the boys are chill af and pull the hottest girls around. The girls are the best in the region but are behind Toronto girls.
UCC ; He goes to Ridley College? Dam he must be so cool
Ridley College by MNO18 May 23, 2017

Gettysburg College 

Small liberal arts school in the south central pa, about an hour and a half from washington or baltimore. Gettysburg's academic programs can be either very challenging or very easy. For example, the typical gettysburg management major ( the schools watered down version of business) can go out 7 nights a week and still manage to get As and Bs. Meanwhile, students with majors within the science department are rarely seen out on days other than friday or saturday due to very demanding coursework and slightly biased liberal arts core requirements. Also, Gettysburg College has a huge emphasis on Greek Life. Almost all upperclassmen are somehow involved, which is advantageous because theres not much else to do during the weekend otherwise. Meanwhile, the school waters down the percent of greek students to incoming students, not mentioning that freshman arent allowed to rush. so thats about 600-700 kids that arent in greek life because they arent allowed to be. The majority of Gettysburg students are white upper-middle to upper class students. Don't be surprised to see a lot of pastels, popped collars, lilly pulitzer, and loafers on both men and women. Also, most students are conservative; however, the presence of liberals on this campus has been growing in the past years. Overall, Gettysburg is an Ok place to go. Most importantly a degree from Gettysburg looks great regardless of who you are. Just expect to fit the image
Typical Gettysburg College Conversation

Lacrosse Player IV: hey whats open tonight?

Abbreviated Last Name III: i hear ato, tke, sae, and fiji. ato opens after their mixer with chio and sae opens after its mixer with dg.

Lacrosse Player IV: SICK!
Gettysburg College by hdibs May 21, 2007

Colby College 

Elite liberal arts college located deep in the woods of Maine. Most students are described by the acronym "LUG" - Liberal Until Graduation. Excellent supplier of employees for Wall Street. Student body tends to be white, wealthy, intelligent, and friendly.
"I'm smart but I also want to have fun. I'm going to Colby College, because Bowdoin girls are ugly and at Bates they smoke crack."
Colby College by Cracker2000 August 23, 2004

Pierce College 

The only college campus on the west coast suffering from an emergency lack of indie kids.
Washington State students: Oh, how we love listening to bands you've never heard of! Let's go to the opening of Where the Wild Things Are!

Pierce College student: Wearing my pants below my butt is even cooler now than it was when I was a sophomore in high school! Imma keep listening to my homegirl, Beyonce, while I check my MySpace comments.
Pierce College by kaylumpia November 29, 2009

fart college 

A university that teaches useless information and lies - such as the lie that there is no intelligence and no power reflected in the design of the universe, the lie that science has an alternative explanation to creationism to explain how the universe and everything in it came to exist from nothing, and the associated useless philosophy of insanity and pure ignorance - that God and moral truth do not even exist, but the fundamental axiom by which we are to live is not God's truth, but "unqualified equality".
The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.

North Georgia College and State University 

North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.