Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.

Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010

Social Cock

A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.

Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.

by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013

Cock Audience

This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.

Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night

by Sluper Sooth January 21, 2011

Ermine cock

A slang term for cigarette

Hey bro smoke this ermine cock

by Skinnylegs August 2, 2020

Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

selfrighteous cock

A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.

John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."

by iknowsomethings March 13, 2014

Cock Inspector

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises

J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.

by Jonesy! July 11, 2016