(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
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Get the Certified by Dyson mug.(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
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Game developer of DeathRunners, rumours are spread about him witnessing the blue nemesis of all pink allies, Patrick Koenigz, the owner of DeathRun 2 Go himself.
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CERT: I'm cuff-abusing you now because I think it's funny.
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We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.
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