Classic Romeo

This (Full name: Classic Shakespearean Romeo) interpretation often follows the Shakespearean Tragedy as a guide, and as a result, most of the actors who did this interpretation often falls flat and outright boring. Those who nailed this, well... IDK. I've never seen actors who nailed this interpretation, as I think it's far harder to portray than its counterpart, Dark Romeo.

(To be honest with you reader, I hate Classic Romeo.)

Dyl: Do you like Romeo in Romeo and Juliet?
Phyl: Yes, but not the one in the Shakespearean Play. It's a Classic Romeo, and it never fails to give me the worst kind of cringe ever known to man.

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 9, 2023

classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

Classic Andy

A classic WoW player with an IRL Roleplay of such cosmic level, that he thunder claps his keyboard for gaining threat. He knows everything in the game, and plays WoW since early 90s. The most well hung and GIGACHAD guy you never want to argue with, what, did you see the only shaman in the raid alone in the 8th party in thr fight where mass diseases kill players? So what, this information is so random for the Classic Andy legendary GM raid leader. It's all good, just Mass Dispel them all, as Classic Andy boss said, don't create a fuss, sit calm and get carried by a large Classic Andy value. Diseases are mass, and dispel is, it's logical, and Classic Andy is the one pinnacle of logic you will Never Beat. The only reason Andy wasn't in the historys' most well known most well knower, pushing Archimedes or Aristotle from their pedestals, is because Chromie was too late for the bbq he was making with Anduin, when Andy was already playing TBC.

- We're having a new RL, he's from WotLK guild, but he does know Dragonflight bosses.
- My doctor wrote me a recipe, I can't interact with any classic andy, or my allergy will get worse.

by TheUnone July 4, 2023

SSano Classic

named after Trackmania streamer SSanoLIVE. In the Cup Of The Day tournament, during qualifiers - qualifying with your first aka discovery run when you have way more/division 1 potential.

Dam guys, i really pulled a SSano classic this Cup of the Day qualifier, can't wait to win division 47

by SSanoTM August 16, 2023

classic Pele

means when you fuck a teenage boy and pay him for sex with new IPhone

Don't you have a cheap new iPhone? I am going out with my cousin, and I will do classic Pele.

by Pelemaker April 5, 2024

The Classic Bulgarian Trap

A fake historical event used to trick history nerds online

Ah yes William II, Prince of Orange and his incompetence at Waterloo. One could say he fell into the Classic Bulgarian Trap.

by ZanyMOFO April 8, 2024

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024