Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

Chris Straits

phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)

man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"

by Acme420 September 20, 2013

Chris Ann

A name for a girl who can be described in only a positive way. She's someone who you immediately love once you get to know just a little bit about. She's always confident wherever she goes and may seem overconfident to some. But she doesn't fully believes the things she says and doesn't realize she's astonishing and beautiful. Don't get me wrong she loves who she is, she's just humble. She truly cares about her family and is truly happy that she was born into her family. She's loves to talk about her heritage and how great her country is. She's someone you need in your life and can't have without. She's a brilliant girl who always works hard to get the best grades she can. You could be having the worst day ever but when you talk to her you forget all your problems and just can't stop yourself from smiling. Also when your talking to her she'll make you laugh for sure. She's a beautiful girl who has a smile that makes you forget about everything and eyes that you get lost in while looking in them. Whenever she's around you can't help to look at her. She's a strong girl who never bothers people with her problems, she just deals with it herself.

Get Yourself A Chris ann

by RandomGuyy58375 November 22, 2021

chris stuckmann

I grew up with this definition

Stuckmann grew up with urban dictionary

chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!

I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!

by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022

Chris the Dread

An dude that just chills on his couch in the middle of the night. He also likes to bully people for internet validation

Yo I was in the Astra Memecus Discord and had a conversation with THE Chris the Dread

by : ) guess who November 28, 2021

Chris Browned

To excessively beat a bitch with no remorse.

"Damn tttina pissed me off last night and I Chris browned that bitch"

by Rymo Mcvogue & Mike Roe February 23, 2009

chris colfer

an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

i love chris colfer so much

by klainerxo September 18, 2011