man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
by Acme420 September 20, 2013
a chillin' ass pothead kid who is most frequently associated with people at the skatepark... if the sun is not too bright for his delicate white freckled skin.
Yo , dude-man , I wass chillin with Chris Gingerjew yesterday." :wwooord" :yeah bro. We smokeda fattttty
by captain deepthroat December 31, 2011
he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax
by ClapedF150 February 20, 2019
by CTA12345 October 14, 2009
Megatool-hatertot. Senile, wacked out player who's steelo is beat. Gotta give him props on his mad skittles in the kitchen while keeping it real, he hella kills it. Drives an old beat hoopty. He thinks he's such a mack daddy! Sits around all day, disses us about our shit, then just throws kosher in my beef even though it comes out bomb, he needs to chill. Gotta give him props on his ghetto ass front though. He lays down some mad beats in his spare time. He better step off though-I'm coming up fast.
by D.S.C.11 May 6, 2011
chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!
I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!
I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 2, 2022