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Carpet Bombing

Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.
Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!
by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020
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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.
by randombeans June 11, 2022
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Carpet cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022
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carpet

"You dumb carpet!"
by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017
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Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024
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grungy carpet

A very hairy vagina that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary

A vagina with wool so dirty that you probably would get an STD from just touching it
"Bro, I went to fuck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. Get her to fix that shit homie."
by Parks and Rekt November 23, 2015
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