Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.

"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"

by clayhands May 25, 2021

Captain George

To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.

"OMG, something was wrong with that meal. I am totally going to Captain George!"

by microzen April 22, 2012

Captain lifesaver

Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.

Captain lifesaver saves lives like Superman

by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014

Captain Bitch

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.

Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.

Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!

by Credible Threat May 7, 2021