Chokito Cannon

A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.

“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”

by RangaNadz November 28, 2023

Cannon

When someone's name is misspelled in a funny way and it's immediately their new name.

Henry: you texted my name as lennry and that's not my name
Alex: nope it's cannon now
Henry: its spelled canon
Alex: not anymore

by DemonDicktonary September 21, 2023

Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

Cannon Levi Lamar

THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.

If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...

Chloe: Have you seen {Cannon Levi Lamar's} butt?
Dakota: WTF uh... Missed me with {dat} {gay shit}

by coopkakes July 16, 2018

Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.

Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.

by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019

Ass cannon

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon

Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon

by Gvln March 26, 2022

hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!

I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face

by MrHummus February 12, 2025