Californian

Peolpe who live in California.

People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!

"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"

Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.

by FirstName February 11, 2008

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california

Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.

person A: I'm from California, LOVE ME!!!!
person B: Why are you patting yourself on the back?

by hoboace December 9, 2007

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california diet

a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.

I lost 5 pounds last week, been on that 24 hour california diet.

by katiekrunkbatch August 17, 2011

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the 31st state to be admitted to the u.s.. home to about 40 million people, most of whom were actually born in other states, especially arizona. Also home to a disproportionate amount of pollution, traffic jams, gang activity, drugs, riots, earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, superficial people, monotonous weather, hollywood, water and power shortages...

california... a nice place to visit, but it's not so great for living there...

by deeznutz May 7, 2003

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