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Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019
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conflatulence

The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.
Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."
by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011
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I’m in love with Constanza, she is so hot!
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Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.
“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”
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Chocolate Snow Cone

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole
Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.
by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011
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Consentacles

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles
Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.
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gun control

A political issue dividing the United States for which there are two main stances.

Pro Control Stance: A necessity in a country in which the Vice President manages to shoot someone in the face, "on accident."

Anti Control Stance: Owning a gun is great way to keep overbearing government and thiefs out of your home. Unfortunately, this is entirely useless in a country in which the government has weapons far beyond the scope of any law abiding citizen.

Philosophy behind the argument: Some people argue that this could be a "hands-off" issue for our politicians. That is, people who want guns can have them, people who don't can not own one. However, the armed will always have superior influence over the peaceful. Naturally, everyone must have the ability to defend themselves equally within the law. This is why we have law enforcement officials and courts. Armed citizenship undermines legal procedure. So, the decision boils down to vigilante justice or structured justice. One is quicker yet more dangerous, one is slower yet controllable.

Solution: Take the government's weapons and give them to the citizens. That way every private citizen has the ability to bomb the crap out of people they don't like. It's the American way.
Dick Cheney doesn't favor Gun Control because then he couldn't shoot his friends in the face.
by Smarter than you. June 19, 2006
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