Commuter Student

A college student who most likely pays their own way, works for a living, and wasn't born with well heeled parents to pay for their 4 year day camp "college experience".

Jack isn't at this party because he doesn't have the luxury of having rich parents to pay for his apartment. He is a commuter student and has work in the morning before class.

by Sargent000 October 16, 2014

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

Computronically

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application

Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.

by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010

compxterglitxh2.0

A tik tok creator with approx. 1100 followers as of Friday October 15th, its page consists mainly of Detroit: Become Human content along with his AU/Headcannon of being married to one of the DBH characters Elijah Kamski. Compxterglitxh2.0’s bio consist of their pronouns, “e.k🖤”, their identity, and “dsmp and Hankcon dni”. This creator is owner to one of the more underground DBH fan pages, droid also follows upward to 20 other fan pages, including those who roleplay the characters from the game.

person 1: babe wake up compxterglitxh2.0 just uploaded

person 2: omg babe this is amazing

by ~#Sp3nc3r#~ October 15, 2021

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

commuterus

as in "community uterus": a chick that will fuck anything.

Wow, jenny pincus is a filthy commuterus because she has fucked everyone from my mom to the sick uberguido carmine gotti! Sick!

by bball69 April 3, 2005

Computenik

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.

A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011