Choking the chicken

Male Masturbation

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

by anonymous December 28, 2022

CHOKE

A joke which people take seriously

user1: Messi cannot stop getting yellow cards
user2: That was offensive
user1 It was just a CHOKE even I like Messi
user2: Oh

by Iamstupid780 August 22, 2023

If e choke you go know

The phrase "If e choke you go know" is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that means "If you experience it, you will understand." It is a way of saying that someone will only understand something if they go through it themselves.

That was a very good performance by Wizkid, If e choke you go know.

by RakimUredo September 9, 2023

Choking down a birthday donut

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else

Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.

by Viggø September 14, 2023

Duck bill choke

The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.

My girlfriend and i performed a duck bill choke last night

by Bear kibbin December 18, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020