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Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.
“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)
by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 26, 2023
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Brock Stanley

Brock Stanley is the most humble gym bro. He’s ripped and avoids wearing tank tops so people don’t think he’s trying to show off his shredded, toned, muscular body.

He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.

He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
Gym bro: “Wait bro, is that THE Brock Stanley?”

Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”

Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine
by Peachy_Peach February 27, 2023
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Brock Craghead

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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Brock

Brock is awesome
OMG Brock is awesome
by Poopymrfart May 11, 2023
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Brockway

A killer strat for fat boys when you go to your girlfriends house. You pull up and ask for a nossletop rim job that makes your eyes roll to the back of your head. After you’ve been thoroughly munched, you dip while you’re girl is cleaning the nut-xplosion from her mouth. You then go to your best friends house and get a rub n tug while eating porkchops.
“Dude I was feeling hungry for the slop but my girlfriend didn’t finish the job because she wont have sex with me so I went to my homies crib and went the full brockway.
by J Fielder June 5, 2023
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Brocedes

The iconic ship name for 7 time WDC Lewis Hamilton and WDC Nico Rosberg

Quite literally a childhood friends to lovers to enemies. They used to be very close friends since their childhood but their friendship ended tragically in 2016, the year Rosberg became WDC and decided to retire.

This could the one of the saddest ships in F1 but they’re also just two men pathetically in love with each other who refuse to be the first to apologize.
Person 1: did you know about Rosberg and Hamilton? I heard they don’t even talk anymore

Person 2: yeah, but Rosberg is always praising Hamilton and shit, he’s like properly in love with him

Person 1: I’m not sure, Hamilton doesn’t even say his name, must be weird, they even live in the same building! How do they avoid each other?

Person 2: Brocedes is so weird I swear it’s just a comedy disguised as a tragedy
by not-my-name June 5, 2023
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Broccoli

WHY WERE YOU LOOKING UP BROCCOLI HOW BORED ARE YOU
I hate broccoli
by Commander Cat August 20, 2023
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