Pelican Board

An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.

In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.

by Tooly Towers September 5, 2003

Water boarding

When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.

Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.

by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019

boards

abbreviated term for 'board shorts.' board shorts, the optimal garment of choice for the summer months, are also useful in cold weather conditions, in hot tubs & the like.

'yo tyrrell, cop me a pair of boards pronto.'

by jsnyd October 10, 2005

boarding school

An in-residence educational institution. Adults with too much money who resent their children send them here to learn how to make money and resent children. Secondary curriculum includes whining like an infant and ass-kissing. Without constant security and supervision, students and graduates would be easy prey for real humans.

He's from boarding school. Get your sister to kick his ass.

by littleman77 July 20, 2008

surf board body

A body I would like to ride

Grace has a surf board body.. I wanna ride that shit

by Smashstro November 17, 2013

Ouija board

It's Satanic!

No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!

No one else should either - if they're smart!

And that's all there is to it.

by later yo January 5, 2005

Botard

Losers who are to stupid to pass regular classes, hense the -tard part, so they go to B.O.C.E.S, hense the -bo part. Most of them are stoners and dont deserve to live.

Dude, you're going to B.O.C.E.S? you must be a botard!

by Botard hater August 29, 2005